Bed Bug Humor

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Doing renovations – Don’t get nailed by bed bugs!

Protect your clothing – Bed bugs are not in fashion!

Buying a new home – Don’t let bed bugs be part of the deal!

Using a cleaning service – Bed bugs are a dirty business!

Planning a party – Don’t invite the bed bugs!

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Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She had her baby in the spring.

Got your own bed bug joke? We’d love to hear it!!

Leave your response below.


  • Key  On February 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    one men tells his friend: “I still can’t get rid of this bed bugs, I’m so tired of being bitten every day, they live in my old sofa in the living room”. “Get rid of the sofa then”,suggested friend. So the guy replied:” Well, I’ve tried few times to throw out my sofa, but bed bugs keep bringing it back”.

  • Charlie Diamond  On May 2, 2010 at 2:01 am

    What did the ladybug say to the bedbug?

    Stop pestering me!

  • Barry Hawk  On January 28, 2010 at 4:30 am

    What alcoholic drink do bed bugs love?

    A Bloody Mary


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